There was me, that is Conker, and my three games, that is Pocket Tales, Bad Fur Day and Live & Reloaded and we were part of Rare trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the franchise. Rare was sold to Microsoft, who made the Xbox or Xbox 360 or Xbox One which is what we are on now. You might think, that this would sharpen you up (to 1080p) and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on selling out, but, as they say, money isn't everything.
Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on selling out, but, as they say, money isn't everything.
Crying cockless and mussels alive,
Alive O...
Alive, alive O... Alive, alive O...
Crying cockless and mussels alive,
Alive O...
One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.
Oh-hhh!!! Go on, do me in you bastard cowards. I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this.
Oh ó and what's so stinking about it?
It's a stinking world because there's no law and order any more. It's a stinking world because it lets a great IP like Conker be treated like it’s Raving Rabbids. It’s a stinking world because it lets Microsoft shit on the fans of the franchise, charging them for a game they have to assemble themself.
Ho Ho Ho, you are talking about the Project Spark Add-on that allows you to build your own Conker game (“with 300 game assets”), you eunuch jelly thou? It turns out, Microsoft isn’t actually practicing the old in-out, in-out on thou ass and has a real horrorshow offer in the shape of a premade game called “Conker’s Big Reunion’ included.
Dah, set 10 years after the events of Bad Fur Day, Conker has to find some of his old friends. It will be released on April 23rd, and also it’s episodic, so thou better kupet (buy) this, or I’ll oobivat thou pan-handle and nosh thou yarbles!
Here is the reveal trailer:
Dah, set 10 years after the events of Bad Fur Day, Conker has to find some of his old friends. It will be released on April 23rd, and also it’s episodic, so thou better kupet (buy) this, or I’ll oobivat thou pan-handle and nosh thou yarbles!
Here is the reveal trailer:
Source: Rare