Humble Store Spring Sale Is Cleaning Up Your Wallet

The Humble Store has a mental link with me. Turns out, I’m a bit depressed right now. Tried remedying it by watching some weak American sitcoms (The League), but we all know you can’t laugh your way out of an emotional hole.

9 out of 298,449 doctors say that depression is the boredom that comes from an abundance of money in a consumerist society, and that the only guaranteed remedy is spending as much of it as you can. After checking my bank account, I don’t really see how that could be the case for me, but I’m still willing to give it a try, especially since the Humble Store just started their Spring Sale.
The treatment (the sale) will run for the next 2 weeks, so there is a pretty big chance that I, and you, will find the right medicine. You know, something like This War of Mine, the cheery tale of a group of people stuck in a city engulfed in flames, during war, slowly turning mad, sad and/or dead. Think 90's hitshow Friends, but without the laugh track.
Or how about The Long Dark? An explorative-survival experience, that will help you find your inner self, while traveling through a winter wonderland. All alone, you don’t have to worry about noisy neighbors, bills, or what you are doing with your life. It allows you to find your Zen by focusing on the simple things in life, like not freezing to death, or getting eaten by wolves.

Can’t wait to find out what the afterlife is like? Then try out Grim Fandango Remastered, and spend some time in the shoes of Manny Calavera, the #1 travel agent at the Department of Death. (Seriously: Great depression game. Love, gloom, friendship, time running faster than you can keep up with,…)
And there is more: The Evil Within, Deep Dungeons of Doom, Nidhogg, Enslaved, Broken Age, Endless Space, Doom, Deadly Premonition, Dark Souls, Beware Planet Earth, Dungeonland.

So head over to the Humble Store and buy all the happiness you can(‘t) afford! You deserve it.

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