You stand in front of a giant and foreboding vault door. The dim glow of the Pip-Boy’s built in light dances across the room as you desperately search for the control panel to unseal the exit. After a brief search, you find it.

It’s been five years since you have laid your eyes on that blasted wasteland. Fond memories of gleeful barbarism and excessive violence begin to dominate your thoughts. You make a hushed and child-like squeal of joy as you find the key to open the vault and set you loose upon this brutal new world. In your enthusiasm you fail to notice the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps.

“Hold it right there, Mac!” a voice shouts from behind you. There’s no need to turn around to know who is speaking. It’s the Overseer, Todd. His voice lowers back to his surprisingly delicate and calm tone. “You didn’t think we were gonna let ya out there just yet did ya?” Before you can utter any protest, Todd and his goon Pete drag you off.

The Tunnel Snakes point and giggle as you are violently dragged down the halls. Your horrid (and embarrassing) sobbing echoes through the entire vault. “Please, I’ve waited for so long Todd! Let me back out! Don’t do this!” you beg. As you are chucked into a holding cell, Overseer Todd turns around and cruelly proclaims, “Sorry scrub, ya gotta wait a few more months! Pete will bring ya Elder Scrolls Online to keep ya ‘entertained’!”

After 24 agonizing hours the wait is over. Long live the new wait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2BkLqMef4

                                Don’t forget your protective eyewear when they let you have a full glimpse at E3!